Two Nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome . One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
A man with an orange for a head is drinking in a bar...
another man walks up to him and says "Excuse me mate, I just wondered how come you've got an orange for a head?"
The man with an orange for a head says "We'll, it's quite a story, if you buy me a pint, I'll tell you."
So the man buys 2 pints and they settle down at the bar. "A few year...
The Clock in the Window
A man was exploring some back streets in a city, when he saw a little shop with a clock in the window - which reminded him that his mantle clock was broken. So he returned home, got his clock, and returned to the shop.
He entered and put it on the counter, saying "Can you repair this?" The...
Two nuns were riding though the streets
and realised they were late for church, one said to the other "I know a short cut" they zip through back streets and down a cobble stone path, the other Nun says "I've never come this way before!" The fist Nun replies "yeah, it's the cobble stones"