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Me: Iā€™m terrified of the Back Street Boys

Therapist: Tell me why.

Me: (*Screams*)

Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome...

One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."

The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones."

A man with an orange for a head is drinking in a bar...

another man walks up to him and says "Excuse me mate, I just wondered how come you've got an orange for a head?"

The man with an orange for a head says "We'll, it's quite a story, if you buy me a pint, I'll tell you."

So the man buys 2 pints and they settle down at the bar. "A few year...

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