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Burg Jokes

I once opened a gift shop on an ice-burg..

It went into liquidation

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A man with a black eye takes his seat on the plane, when he notices that the man next to him also has a black eye....

"How did you get yours?" He asked

"A Freudian slip at the ticket gate," he replies "the girl selling the tickets was beautiful busty blonde. When I meant to ask for a ticket to Pittsburg, I accidentally asked for a picket to Tits-burg and she clocked be right in the eye. How about you? How'd ...

Did you hear that McDonald's is implanting all of its employees with technology that gives them all a common hive mind?

They're calling themselves the Burg.

Where do pigs live in Germany?

Ham-burg

What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?

The Spaghetties-burg Address.

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Bob and Joe take the train to Pittsburg together every morning

Today when Bob arrived at the station, he was all flustered. Joe asked him what the matter was. Bob said “when I bought our tickets for the train, the cashier was very attractive and her blouse undone at the top. Instead of saying can I get two tickets to Pittsburg, I accidentally said can I get ...

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A doctor, a lawyer, and a priest

are on a lifeboat. It hits an ice burg and starts to sink. As everybody is panicking to escape, the doctor turns to the other two and says, "We have to save the children." The lawyer replies, "fuck the children!" The priest says, "do you think we have time?"

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A man lines up at a train station

A young man lines up at a train station to buy tickets for an upcoming business trip. In front of him in the line, there is a very attractive young lady with very large breasts. The man is so distracted by this that he accidentally says to the man behind the counter:

"One Picket to TitsBurg, ...

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