An Uber is cruising down a boulevard when it runs a red light
“Hey!” the passenger shouts. “Be careful!”
“Don’t worry,” says the driver. “My brother does it all the time.”
He barrels through the next red light, and the passenger screams, “Stop doing that!”
“I’m telling you, my brother does this all the time.”
They approach the next ...
I ran into a celebrity while walking down Hollywood Boulevard. He had a mullet, tons of jewelry, and was yelling, “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
The two young artichokes were very much in love.
The couple were strolling down the boulevard one sunny afternoon. Up ahead, a delivery truck had a blowout and swerved across two lanes, finally jumping the curb and hitting the boy artichoke, knocking him flat.
It was awful. The ambulance came and the EMTs did their best to resuscitate him. ...
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Pierre, a French pilot of WW1 took leave in Paris and went out to sample the nightlife. He has a great night of song and wine and he meets a young lady, who he invites back to his apartment.
The excited pair walk back through the tree lined boulevards and on the way, Pierre drops in to a shop to purchase a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of brandy and a box of matches.
When they reach the apartment they waste no time in stripping off and fall passionately ont...
I cry everytime I listen to the "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
I really hate Green Day
Why do the French plant trees on their boulevards?
So the Germans can march in the shade.
Did you know there's a street in England named Harry Styles Boulevard?
It only goes in one direction, though.
Yo mama so fat
She put on a pair of BVDs and it spelled boulevard. I'm sorry. I know yo mama jokes are old. But not as old as yo mama!
Three man dies and goes to heaven..
Three man dies and goes to heaven where it has been decreed that to each will be given a vehicle to use in heaven according to their deeds.
First man arrives and St. Peter asks "How long were you married for?"
"20 years" answered the first man.
"And how many times did you cheat...
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
An old couple went to heaven
After spending 60 years being married.
When they reach the pearly gates, St George greets them and says, "Welcome! Let me show you what we have."
The saint leads the couple to a massive golf course and a huge golf club, with premium equipment.
"You'll never find anywhere better!...
A police officer in Newfoundland happens across a gruesome scene on the side of the highway.
A police officer in Newfoundland happens across a gruesome scene on the side of the road.
He radios headquarters to send in forensics. He then assesses the scene. It's horrible. He takes out his note pad and starts to record his observations.
He approaches the rear of the vehicle ...
God decided to visit Earth...
...so He traveled from Heaven to the big city. He walked down the street until he came upon a beggar sitting against a wall, crying.
"What ails you, my son?" asked God.
"I've been overtaken with a crippling disease and I can no longer walk" replied the man.
However, God took pit...
So a man is set up on a blind date with a Sunday school teacher...
He was worried about possibly going out with a prude but decided to give it a shot anyway. He took her out to dinner and asked what kind of wine should they order. She responded "Oh no, I couldn't have a drink. What would I tell my Sunday school?"
Disappointed, he realized this date was get...