The Smartest Man in the World

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passenger...

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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The genie said, "I can only grant you one wish. So ... what will it be?"

The young woman pulled out a map of the middle east from her back pack. "See these countries, Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Iran, Iraq, Palestine and Israel etc. Well I want them all to live in peace" she said. The Genie studied the map. "WTF lady, they've been fighting each other for hundreds of years, th...

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Little Johnny is having a bad day.

He tried to button his shirt and button fell off.

He tried to pick his back pack up and the strap fell off.

He tried to go outside and the doorknob fell off.

Now heโ€™s dancing around in pain afraid to take a piss.

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Teacher says to the class

Teacher: ok the next person to answer my question gets to go home early.
A kid throws his back pack out the window
Teacher: jimmy you reposting piece of shit. Get your ass to detention.

A doctor a lawyer a priest, and a young boy are on a plane when the hits turbulence and is about to crash...

There are three parachutes between the four of them. The doctor says "Well I'm a doctor and I specialize in medicine and saving lives so I think I should live", the others agree and the doctor takes the first parachute and jumps out. The lawyer says "Well I'm a really smart man basically a genius ...

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