An arm with no body crawls into a military recruiting station.

The sergeant looks on in amazement as the arm hops onto his desk, grabs a pen and writes;

“I’m here to enlist!”

“You can’t enlist, you’re just an arm!”

The arm quickly wraps itself around the sergeant’s neck and puts him into a submission hold; letting him go just before he pas...

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I'm proud of myself, I stopped two sexual assaults last night.

I stayed in.

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David Blaine has reportedly been accused of two sexual assaults.

Apparently he touched two women and they disappeared.

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