My best friend, Less Moore, recently got sniped in the head and died...
His gravestone says: all it took was 1 bullet. No Less, no more
How do you snipe a vertical line?
360 no slope it.
Why can't Wesley Snipes fly anymore?
They don't allow Blades on planes.
What do you call a communist sniper?
My eldest put together a Dora joke
When my two younger sons were in the toddler to kindergarten age, they loved watching Dora the Explorer. Episode after episode. My wife & I found it very cute.
My eldest found it quite annoying. But he was a teenager then.
He came up with a Dora joke after a weekend of 500 (just...
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A lost cat
FOUND A STARVING, DIRTY, SMELLY, SKINNY, AND MATTED KITTY...
Hubby and I felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.' The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could c...
How do you know that a sniper likes you?
He misses you.
Four college girls went to take a career placement exam...
The examiner told them there is only one question - just unscramble the letters in a word. So they looked at the word and after a moment one girl said "I know what that says! It says SPINE!" "Congratulations!" said the examiner. "You will be a doctor." The other three girls examine the word some mor...
Army vs. Navy
An Army Colonel and a Navy Commodore dressed in ceremonial attire, are taking a pee in the men's room.
Post finishing their business, the Army guy washes his hands and dries them on a towel. The Navy guy proceeds to just walk out.
Seeing this, the Army guy can't resist taking a snip...
I miss my ex-wife every time I see the sun.
I should probably try to snipe her at night.
I just started going for a sniper training course
My trainer told me that sniping is like programming, you gotta C#.
What does Dora say in Iraq?
Sniper no Sniping