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Resisting Arrest Jokes

I thought I’d be put in jail for resisting arrest

But as it turns out, insomnia isn’t a crime.

If a child refuses a nap

are they resisting arrest?

Did you hear about the guy from jail who was refusing a nap?

He was resisting arrest.

Why couldn't the criminal fall asleep?

He was resisting arrest.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Joe and the Train

Joe has been driving trains for years now and he was certainly not he best. He would leave late, overshoot stops and close the door on people frequently. This all came to head when one day, not paying attention, he drives into a herd of cows.

Police show up and Joe is questioned, but is ove...

What was the circuit charged with?

resisting arrest.

Thought of this in electrical theory today. It's dumb, but I laughed to myself.

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