My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".
We're half way there.
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to Little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what his drawing was.
Little Johnny replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Art thieves pillaged a museum of European 17th and 18th century artwork. They smashed windows, stole paintings, destroyed exhibits, and even did a number on the light fixtures. Everything about the place is a mere ruin of what it was yesterday.
It's all baroque now.
Women are a lot like artwork
You can admire from afar, but don't touch
Michelangelo's Statue of David is one of the most important artworks ever created with marble
But I've always taken it for granite.
Congrats to the National Gallery on receiving a substantial donation of French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork.
Which is to say ... they're getting Monet for nothing and the Czechs for free.
A woman goes to a tattoo parlor to get her two favorite musicians on her inner thighs...
The tattoo artist finishes up and she is ELATED to see a picture-perfect tattoo of John Lennon on her left inner-thigh and Paul McCartney on her right.
As she walks out, she is so excited to share her new artwork that she goes up to the first person she sees; an old, homeless, wino sitting in...
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A woman is frustrated with her love life because her husband has a massive crush on Brigitte Bardot
and ignores her completely. To win back his attentions, she goes to a tattooist to have the letters 'BB' tattooed on her breasts. The tattooist warns her that age and gravity will probably make this unattractive and suggests she have the tattoo on her arse instead. She agrees, and bends over to rece...
I tried to graffiti a train today
I don't know how some people get such good artwork, I could barely keep up with the cars.