Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Of ivory it was to be, exquisitely carved, inlaid with gold leaf, decorated with diamonds and emeralds and sap...
Jesus finds his father
Works best in Italian
Jesus walks along the street when he sees a sad old man sitting on a bench. He stops and asks him what his name is and why he is sad.
The old man says his name is Giuseppe (Italian for Joseph) and he has lost his son.
"How do you recognize your son?" ...
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An Old Woman Commissions a Tombstone...
... she asks the carvers to write "born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin."
It wouldn't fit on the face, so they just wrote "Returned unopened."