A history question about some lesser known figures. Who was George Washington Carver?
The guy who cut up George Washington.
The Ivory Throne of the King of Timbuktu
Hundreds of years ago, when glorious Timbuktu was nothing more than a large collection of grass huts, the King of that great city declared his wish for a throne fit for such a mighty ruler. Of ivory it was to be, exquisitely carved, inlaid with gold leaf, decorated with diamonds and emeralds and sap...
Abraham Lincoln's favorite fart joke.
Well, there was a party once, not far from here, which was composed of ladies and gentlemen. A fine table was set and the people were greatly enjoying themselves. Among the crowd was one of those men who had audacity — was quick-witted, cheeky, and self-possessed — never off his guard on any occasio...
Jesus finds his father
Works best in Italian
Jesus walks along the street when he sees a sad old man sitting on a bench. He stops and asks him what his name is and why he is sad.
The old man says his name is Giuseppe (Italian for Joseph) and he has lost his son.
"How do you recognize your son?" ...
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An Old Woman Commissions a Tombstone...
... she asks the carvers to write "born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin."
It wouldn't fit on the face, so they just wrote "Returned unopened."