An ancient Greek playwright walks into an Athens tailor shop carrying jeans that have been obviously torn.
The tailor said, "Euripides?"
The playwright said, "Yes. Eumenides?"
It’s Ancient Greece and a playwright goes to a tailor to have his clothes fixed.
The tailor looks at the clothes and says “ah, Euripides”
The man looks at the tailor and says “yes. Eumenides?”
I think playwrights are really annoying.
They’re always making a scene.
It's hard going somewhere with a playwright..
They're always making a scene.
An ancient Greek playwright walks into a tailor.....
....and approaches the counter holding a robe. He shows the tailor a large hole torn in the side. The tailor looks at him and said "Euripides?"
The playwright responds, "Eumenides."
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What does a playwright do when he's done pissing?
The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.
It was his meson scène.
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