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Playwright Jokes

An ancient Greek playwright...

An ancient Greek playwright walks into an Athens tailor shop carrying jeans that have been obviously torn.

The tailor said, "Euripides?"

The playwright said, "Yes. Eumenides?"

It’s Ancient Greece and a playwright goes to a tailor to have his clothes fixed.

The tailor looks at the clothes and says “ah, Euripides”

The man looks at the tailor and says “yes. Eumenides?”

I think playwrights are really annoying.

They’re always making a scene.

It's hard going somewhere with a playwright..

They're always making a scene.

An ancient Greek playwright walks into a tailor.....

....and approaches the counter holding a robe. He shows the tailor a large hole torn in the side. The tailor looks at him and said "Euripides?"

The playwright responds, "Eumenides."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What does a playwright do when he's done pissing?

Shake spear

The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.

It was his meson scène.

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