What do you call a playwright with Parkinson's disease and a drinking problem?
I think playwrights are really annoying.
They’re always making a scene.
It's hard going somewhere with a playwright..
They're always making a scene.
Lin-Manuel Miranda has contracted Covid-19
Award-winning composer, lyricist, actor, rapper, and playwright Lin-Manuel Miranda has contracted Covid-19 after receiving a spoiled dose of the vaccine. The nurse initially refused to administer the vaccine, when she discovered that it had accidentally been left out of the refrigeration unit too lo...
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What does a playwright do when he's done pissing?
An ancient Greek playwright walks into a tailor.....
....and approaches the counter holding a robe. He shows the tailor a large hole torn in the side. The tailor looks at him and said "Euripides?"
The playwright responds, "Eumenides."
What did the Italian seamstress say to the Greek playwright?
The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each.
It was his meson scène.
A student is talking to his English teacher about the music he listens to
A student is talking to his English teacher about the music he listens to.
He says "I really like older music like 70s and 80s rock."
The teacher says "You should listen to things that were released after you were born. The 70s were over 40 years ago!"
The student goes back to ...