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Artistic Jokes

What do you call an artistic meal?

Craft Dinner

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An artistic chicken

A guy walks into a bar with a chicken under his arm and orders a beer. "Hey, you can't bring a live chicken into the bar," the bartender admonishes him. "But this is a famous chicken. She can actually draw beautiful portraits of anyone," the guy tells the bartender. So the bartender asks for a demon...

Artistic people of Reddit, what is being artistic really like?

And can I get fries with that?

I was voted most artistic in Highschool

I was also voted most dyslexic

What's the difference between autistic and artistic?

U R

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

Apparently many people get all of their artistic inspiration from pot.

I wouldn’t follow in their footsteps. They seem highly sketchy.

My parents always said I was artistic.

They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other.

My family and friends always told me I was an 'artistic person'.

Finally got a hearing aid and...

well...

let's just say that was *not* what they were trying to tell me.

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