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Arresting Jokes

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia

Man: Wait I can explain everything

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Arrested for being too good in bed!

My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed"


After two minutes she said she was dropping the charges due to lack of evidence.

Why China is arresting people for spreading misinformation?

Because spreading misinformation is government's job.

I saw a cop arresting a man at a golf course today.

When I asked a witness what happened, they say he shot an eagle.

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A female officer is arresting a drunk driver

With her gun pointed towards the offender, she exclaims, “anything you say can and will be held against you!” The drunk takes one look at her and responds, “boobs!”

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