Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia

Man: Wait I can explain everything

Apprehended

A mild-mannered man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating wom...

I saw two ducks getting arrested. I asked the police officer why were they arresting them?

He told me that they were selling quack

Why China is arresting people for spreading misinformation?

Because spreading misinformation is government's job.

I got arrested for fishing without a license at a dubstep festival.

The arresting officer yelled "drop the bass!"

I saw a cop arresting a man at a golf course today.

When I asked a witness what happened, they say he shot an eagle.

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