Man with stammer jailed

Judge rules he is unlikely to complete his sentence.

Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed.

Police say he was charged with counter fitting.

A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production

I had to bale him out

Two ex-cons talk to each other. The younger one says: "I was in for drugs. What did you do?"

The older man answers: "I was jailed for something I didn't do."

The young guy, intrigued, asks: "What was that? Did they set you up?"

The older shrugs: "Nah, I just didn't run fast enough."

My friend got jailed for 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building.

Turns out they were firefighters.

Why was the person who wouldn't fall asleep jailed?

He was resisting a rest.

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