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Jailed Jokes

A guy is jailed for the first time...

A guy is imprisoned for his first time


On his first night, a few minutes after lights-out, his cellmate moves closer to the cell-bars.

A while later, someone from another cell shouts "Number 13!". His cellmate and the entire block bursts into laughter. The new prisoner finds this s...

A small town lawyer called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a 80 year old woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Singh, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Kulkarni. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not kn...

My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building.

Turns out they were firefighters.

Man with stammer jailed

Judge rules he is unlikely to complete his sentence.

Deep in the arctic, a fortress sits. This is Legion Prison, where all Supervillains are jailed.

And the Warden is having a very difficult time. In the beginning, it wasn’t so hard. A handful of villains can’t get up to too much trouble without their tools and weapon.

But as the prison filled up, things began to get more difficult.

MechaSlayer kept trying to fight Robo-Con.
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Fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living is jailed!!

Police say he was charged with counter fitting.

A farmer friend of mine got jailed for excessive hay production

I had to bale him out

Why was the person who wouldn't fall asleep jailed?

He was resisting a rest.

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My uncle was jailed for his beliefs

He believed you could wank on a bus

A retired Florida man was jailed for refusing to nap...

...he was resisting a rest.

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