I got a job as a regional distributor for Hostess snack cakes...
I got Ho-Hos in different area codes.
Ludacris's mansion boasts the world's largest sprinkler system. It's so large...
He's got hose in different area codes.
My rapper friend has started a really successful gardening tool delivery business.
He’s got hoes in different area codes.
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With Apologies To Abbot And Costello
There were these two kids who ran away from their home in Why, Arizona. One was a tall, white kid. The other was a short, Asian kid. After running away from home, a police officer notices them. They were caught milking baby gila monsters for their venom. The cop didn't want to send them to juvi...
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