Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised.

But he had no remorse.

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes

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Everyone knows Alan Turing who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

Norwegian naval ships all have large bar codes painted on their hulls...

So when they return to port a sailor can scan da navy in.

Why do Danish ships have bar codes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters

So Trump can't tweet it

Why did the Norwegians put bar codes on the sides of all their ships?

So when the come into port they can Scandinavian

I got a job as a regional distributor for Hostess snack cakes...

I got Ho-Hos in different area codes.

I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far.



He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!

Edit: whoops I meant Norwegian Navy

Edit 2: Thanks to commenters I have links to other people who have posted this joke! I haven’t been around very long so I didn’t know, go give them an upvote as well if you’d like!

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I'm selling Amazon gift codes on eBay.

If anyone's interested, they are in a mint condition and only used once.

I get so lonely on the weekends....

that I log into all my online accounts so my phone text tone goes off with authentication codes that I can pretend are my friends texting me.

Why was the crash test dummy put in charge of the nuclear launch codes?

They are great at demonstrating restraints.

The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..

They want them to be longer, in order to make them more secure. It’s not because they’re worried about spies cracking the codes. It’s just that they want them to be over 140 characters so Trump can’t tweet them out.

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It’s all about the dress codes.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a ...

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It really annoys me when Americans act like they cracked the secret of Nazi codes when they took the Enigma machine off U-751.

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