What’s the difference between the comment sections and a man eating a chili dog?
I dunno. All I know is after an hour they both go to shit.
Solid Old-Time Joke
Priest is walking through his parish, one of the hard-bitten sections of town. Pretty woman on the corner calls out to him, "Head, 10 bucks." He smiles politely, walks on, ruminates.
When he gets back to the cathedral he's still thinking it over. Walking through the garden, he comes upon one ...
What do Baptist churches and YouTube comment sections have in common?
They both claim that they're first.
A construction contractor buys a 10 foot Italian submarine sandwich to feed his crew
It gets delivered a little early, so he sets it out on a table and goes back to finish up the morning's work. By the time him and his crew get back to it, though, there's something wrong. Most of the middle sections are missing, and the two ends have been pushed together, making it only a 4 foot san...