Sections Jokes - 7 Hilarious Sections Jokes

It’s tough finding journalists qualified to report on rhythm sections

They need to cover all the basses and can’t miss a beat.

I'm reposting this joke until somebody finds it funny beside me.

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I divided two types of the LGBTQ into two sections...

There was the trans-section, and the bi-section.

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C sections.

They really take it out of you.

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What do Baptist churches and YouTube comment sections have in common?

They both claim that they're first.

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What’s the difference between the comment sections and a man eating a chili dog?

I dunno. All I know is after an hour they both go to shit.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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A length of rope walks into a bar

The bartender looks at him and says “get out, we don’t serve ropes in here!”

The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he takes a comb and combs out his ends.

He walks back into the bar and the bartender says “...

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