Albino Jokes

...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.

The bleach boys

He has no Pig mints.

It was the least I could do for the guy.

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.

The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look ... read more

Whipped cream.

Bleach volleyball.

Just wanted to help him not feel so left out anymore.

He's a pale imitation

He was tired of being made fun of for being completely white, so he decided to get small round tattoos inked all over his body. He was just $20 short.


I told him, “Don’t worry Dog, I’ll spot you.”

She was a rare medium, well-done.

This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white missionary that was sent by the Church in his village.

Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"

Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in yo... read more

...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"

The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

Tell them they pale in comparison to everyone else

Pigmentally Challenged

He was a pretty fly, four eyed, white guy.

Honkey Kong

He has become a friend of the people, and has taught them much. One day, one of the chieftain's many wives gives birth to an albino child. The chieftain has never seen such such a thing, and immediately assumes that his wife has been unfaithful and has been intimate with the only white man in the fo... read more

...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks?

Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do.