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A Chinese couple gave birth to an albino baby

...which just goes to show that two Wongs do make a white.

What do you call a band of albinos

The bleach boys

Why did the Albino pig have bad breath?

He has no Pig mints.

Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for the guy.

The Albino and the Black Sheep

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child.

The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look ...

What do you call an albino in a BDSM scene?

Whipped cream.

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What do you call an albino white supremacist?

An asshole.

What summer sport is most popular with fit albinos?

Bleach volleyball.

I was once friends with an albino Dalmatian

He was tired of being made fun of for being completely white, so he decided to get small round tattoos inked all over his body. He was just $20 short.


I told him, “Don’t worry Dog, I’ll spot you.”

Today I spotted an albino dalmatian.

Just wanted to help him not feel so left out anymore.

I have an albino doppelganger

He's a pale imitation

How do you make an albino feel worthless?

Tell them they pale in comparison to everyone else

Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire?

She was a rare medium, well-done.

An albino child in an African tribe...

This puts the tribe's chief in a fury and immediatly summons the white missionary that was sent by the Church in his village.

Chief: "Explain the white kid, white man!"

Priest: "Well, you see, a white child amongst your black tribe is... like the black lamb that was recently born in yo...

An albino guy walks into a tattoo parlor...

...the tattooist looks him over, and asks "So... what do you want?"

The albino guy replies, "BEIGE. EVERYWHERE."

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?

He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis.

(Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

What do you call an albino hog with autism?

Pigmentally Challenged

Why was the albino, glasses-wearing man okay with a wizard turning him into a cool looking bug?

He was a pretty fly, four eyed, white guy.

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I told my son I wasn't going to take any more photos because they all had red eye

He said "fuck you dad, it's not my fault I'm albino."

What do you call an albino gorilla?

Honkey Kong

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A group of scientists are trying to save the Albino Gorilla from extinction...

A group of biologists were working in a lab on cape horn, trying to save a rare albino gorilla from extinction. There were only two individuals left in the species.

One day, entering the lab, the scientists find the male gorilla dead. It looked to be the end of the species, until one scientis...

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An old joke from my great-grandfather.

*read this in a southern accent*

Our story today takes place back in World War 2, the sequel.

So one day, old Uncle Sam pointed to our friend, a man we'll Bubba, and said "I want you!"
So Bubba, a good man he was, said "alright." And went and joined the army.
The day comes when...

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A missionary deep in the heart of Africa is tending his herd of sheeps when suddenly

the very angry village chief approaches with his little albino daughter in his hand and yells with fury: "Priest! Look at daughter! You are the only white man within a 1000 miles, I know you have had sex with one of my wives!"
The missionary, a bit anxious, says with calm: "No no no, I can assur...

A missionary has spent the last few months bringing the joys of Christ to a primitive forest tribe.

He has become a friend of the people, and has taught them much. One day, one of the chieftain's many wives gives birth to an albino child. The chieftain has never seen such such a thing, and immediately assumes that his wife has been unfaithful and has been intimate with the only white man in the fo...

Is there a condition called "melanism" ...

...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks?

Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do.

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Black Sheep Joke

*I DID NOT MAKE THIS JOKE UP. I HEARD IT FROM A FRIEND.*

A missionary is sent to Africa to teach an African tribe about the Christian ways of life.

He teaches them about Jesus, the Bible, and sin.

He especially teaches them about the evils of sexually sin.

"Thou shall n...

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