Whats the difference between an echidna and a police car?

With a police car all the pricks are on the inside

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A bartender seriously declared that, if he met someone with five heads, they would get every drink or snack for free.

One day, a male echidna comes waddling in and sits at the barstool.

“You the bartender who’ll let a guy with five heads eat and drink for free?” the echidna asked.

“Yes,” said the bartender, amused.

“So why aren’t you serving me?” asked the echidna.

“I only see one head, ...

They say 2 heads are better than one

But echidnas have 5 and are still pretty stupid

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