Alpha, Bravo, Charlie - I've rewritten the military coding for letters. I would appreciate anybody suggestions or improvements here...

Anchovies
Beetlejuice
Cannibal
Deadpool
Echidna
Fallopian
Gallifrey
Hepatitis
Imp
Jabberwocky
Kippersnacks
Lynch (all CIA guys' name)
Megamind
Nala
Octuplets
Paper
Quirky
Rock
Scissors
Tarantula
Umbilical
Vaccine
Wombat
Xystarch (l...

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A bartender seriously declared that, if he met someone with five heads, they would get every drink or snack for free.

One day, a male echidna comes waddling in and sits at the barstool.

“You the bartender who’ll let a guy with five heads eat and drink for free?” the echidna asked.

“Yes,” said the bartender, amused.

“So why aren’t you serving me?” asked the echidna.

“I only see one head, ...

They say 2 heads are better than one

But echidnas have 5 and are still pretty stupid

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