Arrrgghhh... My Retinas Are on Fire

I just saw The Emoji Movie.

Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day..

It was eye-opening.

Are you a star?

Cause looking at you is burning my retinas

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What body part grows ten times its size when stimulated?

My retina. Jk my dick.

I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind...

...and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.

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