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Hairless Jokes

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I'm self conscious about my hairless cheeks...

I embarrassed

How do we know the moon is hairless?

The moon spends half the month waxing!

A hairless cat walks into a bar

He hops onto a seat and orders a drink. The bartender is surprised to see the cat is wearing an elegant mink coat, and further, that it is made to fit the size and shape of a cat.

The bartender says “That’s a mighty fine coat you’re wearing. I’ve never heard of coats made for cats, did you d...

"You should get a hairless cat."

Me texting friends: you should get a hairless cat.
Friends: why the hell would I do that?
Me: So you can name it chemo.

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Beauty is just a matter of timing: In 1970s America I would’ve been ridiculed for having a hairless chest. In ancient Greece I would’ve been laughed at for having a big .

Still waiting for that bald future all those sci-fi movies promised me.

There is one great thing about cancer

It does a fantastic job of getting rid of those weird hairless kids.

What do you call a bald girl whose bunny and parents just died?

A hairless hareless heiress.

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Smithers' Story

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.

After welcoming his replacement and showing the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said,

"You mu...

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Burnt Toast

A 14-year-old kid comes home from school crying after the first day of school. His mom asks what's wrong, and he says, "Today we took showers in gym class, and I noticed that compared to everyone else, my is small and I'm practically hairless! The other kids noticed, too, and they started to...
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