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What’s the difference between a Fortnite kid and photosynthesis?

Photosynthesis gets sunlight!

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Teacher: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis

Teacher: who can tell me “what is Photosynthesis”
-no reply from class..

Teacher points to Bill,

Teacher: Bill, what is Photosynthesis


Bill: Photosynthesis is our topic.

Why do plants use photosynthesis?

So they can have a light snack

What is it called when you take pictures with plants?

photosynthesis

I try to use big words whenever I can...

Sometimes it backfires, but usually I end up looking really photosynthesis.

Sometimes I use big words that I don’t fully understand, just so that I can appear more

Photosynthesis

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Interesting fact:

Before cyanobacteria, the progenitor of photosynthesis, earth was mostly oxygen-poor and dominated by anaerobic (can live in and thrive without oxygen) bacteria. Most of these bacteria were strict anaerobes, meaning oxygen would kill them. After cyanobacteria evolved, earth became flooded with oxyge...

Why do smart people like to use big words?

It makes them sound more photosynthesis.

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My mom woke me up to go to school

"Hey wake up, it's 7:40 (PM) and you're going to be late!"

I replied: "What the fuck am I suppose to do, photosynthesis?"

An old joke from Isaac Asimov(fairly long).

As is well known, in this thirtieth century of ours, space travel is fearfully dull and time-consuming. In search of diversion, many crew Members defy the quarantine restrictions and pick up pets from the various habitable worlds they explore.

Jim Sloane had a rockette, which he called Teddy....

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A good one for those of you finishing up finals.

4 buddies are seniors in college and all 4 of them have 4.0 GPAs and are majoring in biology. Even though their last final is on Monday, they decide they wanted to go to the all girls college across town and party until Saturday night, come back Sunday, study all day, and take the exam on Monday. Wh...

My friend keeps using long words

I just think he's trying to sound Photosynthesis

I hate when people use words without knowing their meaning.

It's like they want to show off how many photosynthesis they are.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

I took pictures of plants during a nature hike

When I went to get them developed, I thanked the clerk for his Photosynthesis.

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