Adoptive Parent Jokes - 3 Hilarious Adoptive Parent Jokes

Son, you're adopted

"I Knew it! I want to meet my biological parents."

"We are your biological parents, your adoptive parents will come for you tomorrow."

I want to make a film about a husband and a wife who both work in immigration. As a consequence of the family separation policy, they are unable to reunify a toddler with his parents, so they decide to become his adoptive parents

The title would be ICE ICE Baby

Father and mother are with their son, telling him he was adopted

The son replied "I knew it, I always knew you were not my real parents!! How could you two have keeped this from me for so long?!"

The father then replies "Shut up, we are your biological parents. Now go pack your stuff because your adoptive parents arrive in 20 min".

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