I want to make a film about a husband and a wife who both work in immigration. As a consequence of the family separation policy, they are unable to reunify a toddler with his parents, so they decide to become his adoptive parents
The title would be ICE ICE Baby
Father looks hard at his teenage son and says, “James, you’ve been adopted.”
James jumps up, “Adopted! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father laughs, “No no, James, we are your biological parents. But you need to get packing, your adoptive ones will be here in an hour.”
Father and mother are with their son, telling him he was adopted
The son replied "I knew it, I always knew you were not my real parents!! How could you two have keeped this from me for so long?!"
The father then replies "Shut up, we are your biological parents. Now go pack your stuff because your adoptive parents arrive in 20 min".