The USA is proud because their Founding Fathers had strong convictions

Big deal the founders of Australia had convictions too.

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Can your dick touch your ass?

A son walks into his fathers room to find him eating a bad of potato chips. He kindly asks his father if he could have some.

His father replies “well son, can your dick touch your ass?”

The boy seems puzzled and replies with a simple “no?” and his father explains they’re his and the bo...

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Why does Sam.L.Jackson love fathers day?

'Cause it's all about celebrating those god damn motherfuckers.

Fathers are like boomerangs

I hope…

I still remember my fathers last words...."you selfish boy"

So i became a fishmonger, to follow his dying wish.

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American conservatives are pretty homophobic

for people so proud of their four fathers

A father and his son were standing the the farm, looking out into the fields

"One day, this will all be yours" the father said.

Next day the father died of natural causes and the ownership of the farm was transfered to the son.
24 hours later the bank came and took over, due to the fathers very high debt.

"I guess my father wasn't lying when he said this wou...

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