Why was the fraction skeptics about marrying the decimal?

He was sure he would have to convert.

Young women marrying old rich guys is a lot like musical chairs.

The last one to sit on it wins.

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Looks like there have been a trend of divorcing and marrying again after having a child in the 90`s

Because this is the only explanation of such an amount of step brothers and sisters I see on Pornhub.

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Doctors advice to a 92 year old man marrying a 26 year old woman

Doctor: At this age sex can be fatal

Man: I don’t fuckin care if she dies!

Just learned the Catholic Church is okay with one person marrying two different people!

Priests do it all the time

A surgeon is planning on marrying his girlfriend, but her father refuses to allow him to do so.

After months of persuasion, the surgeon has gotten no-where closer to getting married, even though he’s done nothing to upset his girlfriend’s father.

But one day while at his normal job at the hospital, the surgeon receives news that the father is on his way to the hospital in an ambulance,...

So she's the marrying kind

On a recent flight from New York to Seattle an elderly lady stands up and shouts, "Is there a doctor here?"


A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, "I am. What is the problem?"


She replies, "Do you want to meet my daughter?"

A news station was interviewing an 80-year old woman who had just gotten married for the 4th time in her life.

The interviewer was asking her questions about her life, about how it felt to be marrying again at 80, and about her spouse.

The lady mentions hat her new husband is a funeral director.

Then the reporter asks her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little bit about her first three husba...

I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife…

But I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

Every guy likes to think he's marrying a nymphomaniac..

Then after the honeymoon, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

Mary announces to her mother that she is marrying the postman.

"What?" Her mum asks. "But he could be your father!"

Mary snorts. "Mum, age is just a number."

"No, dear, that's not what I meant"

You know what they say about re-marrying

It's a wife changing experience

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