My wife likes to say marrying me was like winning the lottery...

I like to remind her that most lottery winners blow their winnings.

Read an article where a girl plans on marrying a tree.

That's so crazy but what if he leaves you.

I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife...

But I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.

Whats the advantage of marrying your shoe?

You're bound to find some solace

All this rubbish about R. Kelly allegedly marrying a fifteen year old are ridiculous. Everyone knows he prefers twenty nine year olds.

Mostly because there are twenty of them.

What do you call a Fat person marrying your daughter?

Your future ton in law

Why was the fraction skeptics about marrying the decimal?

He was sure he would have to convert.

Young women marrying old rich guys is a lot like musical chairs.

The last one to sit on it wins.

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Looks like there have been a trend of divorcing and marrying again after having a child in the 90`s

Because this is the only explanation of such an amount of step brothers and sisters I see on Pornhub.

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Doctors advice to a 92 year old man marrying a 26 year old woman

Doctor: At this age sex can be fatal

Man: I don’t fuckin care if she dies!

Just learned the Catholic Church is okay with one person marrying two different people!

Priests do it all the time

A surgeon is planning on marrying his girlfriend, but her father refuses to allow him to do so.

After months of persuasion, the surgeon has gotten no-where closer to getting married, even though he’s done nothing to upset his girlfriend’s father.

But one day while at his normal job at the hospital, the surgeon receives news that the father is on his way to the hospital in an ambulance,...

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