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Caring Jokes

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What do you call a caring prostitute?

Someone who gives a fuck

Sharing is caring.

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his...

I finally stopped caring what other people think!

I hope everyone is ok with that?

Sharing is caring.

But strangely, when people learn I have two living wives, they say that's selfish.

I think it's big o' me.

Caring Homeless

I just saw 9 homeless people under an overpass in San Franisco giving each other Covid vaccinations. What a caring community we live in.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

To all caring men of the world.

Make your lady feel extra special, place a photo of her in the Kitchen.


With a note saying, Employee of the month...

A caring son

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!! " the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up. "

"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don...

Trump is actually a caring guy

He was trying to build a wall so mexico wouldnt have to put up with americas rioting,racism,and the people to stupid to social distance

Sharing is caring

My neighbor and his wife don’t understand.

American children are quite caring...

But German children are kinder

What’s the difference been a hardworking, caring, mother of 4, and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist

Robert, caring child

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the...

A kindergarten teacher tells her students that sharing is caring.

A kindergarten teacher tells her students that sharing is caring. She says she wants them all to show that they care by sharing something.

The Russian kid gives everyone a shot of vodka.

The Colombian kid hands out cocaine.

The American kid runs towards the window and attempts...

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My Loving caring Wife.

I came home from work the other day on the hottest day of the Year, my Wife was in the kitchen with her ass in the fridge, I said what are you doing love? she replied I thought you would like to slip into something a bit cooler.

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What’s the difference between pooping and caring?

One is taking a shit, the other is giving a shit.

Caring for mom

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered..

Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother.

The first said: "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

T...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family...

... in another city!

Anti-vaxers are caring, compassionate people . .

. . . and they love their kids to death.

Today I met this amazing girl. She was kind, caring, loving. She was like the female Jesus...

...which explains why I wanna nail her.

An Indian King became jealous that the Queen was caring about their infant son more than him, So he poisoned her nipples in her sleep to kill the baby.

The next day the Minister died of poisoning.

My wife is so caring, she's always thinking of others

Like last night in bed, for example

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him.

A king had 10 wild dogs.
He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him.

A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all…
So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs.

The minister said,
"I served you loyall...

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What did they tell Ted when he kept drinking alcohol instead of caring for his wife?

You're a dick Ted.

What would a farmer's wife accuse him of caring more about than her?

His hoe

Source: Old Family Feud episode

"Being a single dad can be challenging but I know your kind and caring man who can handle it. Maybe that's just the mother in me."

And with that the cannibal untied us and left.

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This holiday season I'm just looking for a nice girl. A girl-next-door type who is just sweet, caring, smart, and funny...

Someone I can laugh with, you know? Someone who is there for me. Just a kind, and loving individual with absolutely massive tits. Is that so much to ask for?

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A man comes home to his wife from his job at a relish factory one day...

He has a confused, lost look on his face, so his wife asks what's wrong.

The man turns to her and says, "I've been having the strangest urge at work lately."

His wife, being the caring woman she is, asks "What is it."

The man sighs and says, "I keep wanting to put my dick in the...

Does anyone know of a kind of relationship where you and the other person have a caring and mutual bond -- but you're not romantically attached to them, and you're not their family?

Asking for a friend.

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Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife.

But it's sad that law allows only one wife.

I hate how Shark Week tries to playoff Sharks as "gentle caring creatures that are misrepresented by the media".

It doesn't matter what they say, I'm still not voting to re-elect the president.

A woman ended up caring for two female parrots . . .

A woman ended up caring for two female parrots belonging to her father, who had to enter a nursing home and couldn’t take them with him.

But he was kind of a rascal and taught them to say some rude phrases whenever anyone new walked into the room.

Their favourite was, “Hi, we’re hooke...

I once knew an old German soldier who took to caring for sick animals when he retired from the armed forces.

I suppose you could say he was a Veteran Aryan.

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Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck.

They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody els...

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