Unbeknownst to his wife, Steve has secretly been drinking at the bar all day.
He looks at his phone only to realize that its 2a.m. and he should be getting home before his wife is pissed.
He tries to stand up but falls flat on his face. Deciding he needs to sober up, he gets some water and waits an hour. Again, he tries to stand up. Again, he falls flat on his face. ...
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PINOCCHIO Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of we...
When airlines actually award for your loyalty
Airline staff: I’m sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn’t allot you nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife’s is 42D
Me: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?
Airline staff:No sir,A compliment for your loyalty