Once, in the forest, a sapling grew between two trees...
One tree was a birch tree, and proudly said, "That sapling is a son of a birch!"
The other tree was a beech tree, and proudly said, "No, that sapling is a son of a beech!"
The two trees argued day in and day out, but couldn't settle the matter. Finally, they decided to ask the true exp...
What do you call a sapling that betrayed it's country?
What crime does a sapling commit?
A new sapling popped up between a maple and a pine tree in the forest and they got into an argument over what kind of tree it was. The maple thinks it's a son of a birch and the pine thinks it's a son of a beech. Neither one was willing to concede to the other...
The maple barked, "It's a son of a birch!"
The pine bristled, "It's a son of a beech!"
"Son of a birch!"
"Son of a beech!"
After arguing back and forth for a while, they decided that they needed someone else to sort out what kind of tree it was.
They called Mr. Woo...
Why did the tree sapling join the military?
Because it was part of the infantry
Two old trees stood tall looking at a young sapling growing nearby
One day, a strong oak tree and a fine beech tree were chatting when they noticed a small sapling growing nearby. The forest was a very competitive place. They both wanted this sapling to be their offspring but there was no way to tell from where they stood. The oak tree saw a woodpecker flying throu...
A Rabbi, A Noose, A Sapling . . .
A young rabbi was out for a walk when he came across an older man sitting next to a newly-planted sapling. Around the man’s neck was a noose, with the other end of the rope tied to one of the tree’s twigs.
The rabbi greeted the man, then said, “May I ask what you’re doing?”
“What does ...
I gave a wanted criminal a sapling...
I guess you could say I was arboring a fugitive!
Why did the police officer arrest a sapling?
He committed tree-son.
I pulled my back out trying to uproot a smooth-skinned sapling.
That stupid son of a birch!
There are two woodpeckers having a conversation in a forest when one of them notices a small sapling growing between them...
"Hey, what species of tree do you think this is? I think it's a beech. Or maybe it's a birch?"
"I don't know! I am going to taste it to find out."
The little woodpecker flies over to the sapling and pecks at it a few times.
"Well? What do you think it is?"
"This, my frien...
What's it called when you a kill a sapling?
What do you call saplings in the army?
What do you call a sapling in the military?
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree? Ah forget it!)
I accidentally posted this to the Reddit subgroup "funny". Hopefully I have the right spot now!
Two trees are growing up side by side in the forest one is a birch tree, and one is a beech tree. They are so conceited, theyrarely noticed the rest of the forest around them. Until one day, they l...
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Simple Math (Read out loud for best effect)
Teacher: A guy plants 3 saplings and they all grow up. How many trees are there?
Student: Easy, 3.
Teacher: No, Tree plus Tree plus Tree equals 9.
Teacher: Now a truck drives by and splats mud on all the trees. How many trees now?
Two blondes were walking through the park digging holes and filling them up again.
One of them would dig the holes, and the other would fill them up. One man couldn't control his curiosity and asked the blondes why they were digging and filling holes pointlessly, to which one replied:
"Well, there was supposed to be another one of us planting saplings before we fill the hol...
There once was a very honest man...
He was the most honest man around.
Or so he thought.
One day, he was seduced. It was the most beautiful woman ever.
But there's a problem:
He was married.
Being so honest, and to save face, he decided to tell his wife the truth.
So he waited in his home for ...
There were these two trees that lived in the middle of a meadow, all by themselves, one, a birch, the other, a beech...
Having nothing much else to do to pass the time, they engaged in frequent conversation with each other about whatever tickled their fancy.
Well, one year, a sapling took root between the two trees and having not much else to talk about, they argued about the sapling for years.
"It's a ...
A tale of Middle Earth
In the land of Gondor there lived one of the most renowned gardeners in all of Middle Earth.
All the various people would come to Master Kizal for healing herbs that could be found nowhere except his gardens. The Elves would come to him for rare tree saplings and advice on how to care f...
An ageing maple and a gnarled oak were standing on the crest of a hill overlooking a verdant glen.
"You see that young sapling down there," said the oak. "I'm thinking it's a son of a birch."
"No," said the maple. "I'd wager it's a son of a beech."
Just then a ruddy woodpecker landed on a branch nearby.
"Hey Woody," said the maple. "Would you do us a favour and fly down to th...
Two men are working on a field...
the first one digs a hole, the second one fills it up again. A third man watched for a few minutes and then asks them what they are doing. The second man answers:"Usually there is another man who places tree saplings, but he got sick"
Tree joke (long)
This was told to me by an older Iroqouis man when I was in college: Woodpecker was out foraging for food in the forest when he overheard two trees arguing. It was hard to make out what the trees were saying, so woodpecker flew in closer to listen. He came upon a large beech and a large birch, argu...
I submit to you, the only joke I have ever heard my father tell.
There are two trees in the forest; one a birch, one a beech. They have grown up together from saplings to fully grown trees. They always had a healthy rivalry going, arguing about everything from the weather to the composition of the soil. In their older years a little sapling started to sprout betw...
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How does an elephant get in a tree?
A: By sitting on a sapling and waiting for the tree to grow underneath it.
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.
Q: Why did the elephant fall from the tree?
A: It thought it was a leaf.
Q: Why did another elephant...
My only good joke... my preacher mother told it to me
There was a birch tree and a beech tree in a meadow, and they hated each other. They were always trying one-up each other saying things like "My leaves are greener!" "My bark is tougher!" "I'm taller!" etc.
Well one day, a fine young sapling sprouted up in the meadow right between the birch t...
Father's day in the forest
Two middle aged trees, a beech and a birch, are standing in the forest one sunny day and spot a sapling off in the distance growing strong. They start arguing about whose son it must be. Hearing the commotion, a woodpecker flies over and after learning what they are arguing about agrees to investi...
Two trees in the forest are having a debate.
Two trees in the forest are having a debate. There's a sapling between them, and they're arguing over whose it is. The first tree says "It's a son of a beech." Second tree retorts "No way, it's a son of a birch!" Back and forth they go, until a woodpecker comes along and asks what all the fuss is ab...
Son of a beech?
An oak and a maple were standing at the edge of a bluff gazing out over the vast expanse when they noticed a young sapling in the glen below.
"Oh look," said the oak. "A young son of a beech."
"Actually I think it's son of a birch," said the maple.
They turned to a male woodpe...
A birch tree and an oak tree are talking in the woods...
"You see that sapling over there Oak? That's my son, he's going to be a great birch tree one day."
"No way!" Says the oak. "That's my daughter, she's going to grow into a fantastic oak tree!"
The two argue for a little bit until a woodpecker comes along and lands on the oak's branch. T...
A college student was golfing with an old man...
And they get to the 6th hole, a very long par 5 with a huge oak tree right in the middle of the start of the fairway.
The college kid says to the old man, "Any advice on this hole? I'm not sure I can carry over the tree but this hole is too long to lay up on the first shot."
The old ma...