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In America, great big massive storms are called Hurricanes

In India they're called Cyclones

In Japan they're called Typhoons

In Britain they're called Wednesdays

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(true story) The LAST thing I want to hear as my Japan Airlines flight takes off towards the path of a typhoon

"We hope you enjoy your fright"


(Seriously: I know this could come across as sounding racist, but this actually happened.)

What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common?

They both come in waves.

Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind.

3 prisoners on their execution day

There were 3 prisoners: Prisoner A, Prisoner B and Prisoner C.

They were going to be shot by soldiers on top of a cliff.

So the first day, it was the Prisoner A. He was taken to the cliff and the soldiers asked, "Any last words?" Prisoner A yelled, "TYPHOON!" so the soldiers ran and l...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are about to be shot...

By a firing squad in a Nazi POW camp. The Nazis line them up, and prepare to shoot the Englishman. Just as they're aiming and about to fire, he shouts "HURRICANE!" And all the Germans run desperately for cover, and the Englishman manages to hop the fence and run off.
The disgruntled Germans come ...

Are you a man? (A quiz)

Check all that apply to you.

☐ must be swift as the coursing river
☐ with all the force of a great typhoon
☐ with all the strength of a raging fire
☐ mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Military ranks

GENERAL:
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, gives policy to God.

COLONEL:
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a spe...

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