Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones’ sales pitch.Jones explained the basics o...

I like proof by induction...

...as much as the next guy.

We did Proof by Induction today at school

I got up to leave very shortly after the teacher had set all the questions. He told me to sit back down as there was no way I could have finished that fast. So I explained to him,

"I did question 1, then assumed I could do question 2. All the other questions are the same but with different nu...

'Welcome to the turbocharger club'

'But I don't want to join the turbocharger club!'


'We're going to MAKE you a member, whether you like it or not'


'How?'


'Forced induction'

So my friend is a truck driver for DHL..

Friend: so I was returning from EU mainland back to the UK after doing this job and got all the way back to the depot and when we were unloading you never guess what we found?

Me: what?

Friend: 6 immigrants hidden in the load

Me: OMG what did DHL do?

Friend: what do you t...

Sales pitch

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

Before long the Captain in charge of the ind...

Mathematicians, physicists, and engineers have determined all odds are primes...

The mathematician says, "Excluding 1, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime... proof by induction, all odds are prime"

The physicist says, "Excluding 1, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error, 11 is prime... all odds are prime"

The engineer says, "1 is is prime, 3 is...

How do you induce a current in a wire by counting to 10?

By mathematical induction.

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Have what it takes to become a Monk?

Thomas decieded to live his life in service to the Lord. So he went to the nearby monastery to join the Benedictine order of monks there. Thomas was welcomed by Brother John, who gave him a tour of the monastic life. Thomas was excited and eager to join.

Brother John laid out the conditions o...

Found in an old math book

Good induction versus bad induction.

A scientist had two Iarge jars before him on the laboratory table. The jar on his left contained a hundred fleas; the jar on his right was empty. The scientist carefully lifted a flea from the jar on the left, placed the flea on the table between the two j...

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A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor

One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and ro...

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