I decided to put a bunch of 1 dollar bis around a string then wore it like a belt.

My mother called it a waist of money

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If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual

Your bi yourself

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What do you call a bisexual wastegate on a turbocharger?

A Bi-pass valve.

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What does Dolph Lundgren say when his son comes out as Bisexual?

"If he's bi, he's bi."

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What happens to a bisexual when they can't find a partner?

They're on StandBi

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I’m currently looking to date a very curvy bisexual.

I guess you can say I have a bi-ass.

What do you call bread that gives up?

A bis-quit

What does a dad bison say when he drops his kid off at school?

Bi son

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What do you call a bisexual man who can’t find companionship?

Living bi himself

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What do you call a bisexual who can't get men and women to fall in love with them?

Bi-yourself

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What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.

Credits: my bud

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