In the days of old the River Thames was once plagued with a giant wyrm.
The dread creature preyed upon any who used or went near the river, and many lives were lost, and eventually the call went out for a brave knight to slay the vile creature. It soon became apparent that this was no task for a common knight, but only the holiest and most dedicated - a living saint....
Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?
Because the early beard gets the wyrm
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