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World's Worst Jokes

I own the world's worst thesaurus.

Not only is it awful, it's awful.

My circus hired what has to be the world's worst human cannon ball.

Unfortunately he's unionised so we can't even fire him.

Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!"

Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence

Why did they have to a closed casket funeral for the man with the world's worst cold?

He wouldn't stop coffin.

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Blind Man: "Please help me, everyone keeps making nasty jokes about how my disability means I'm somehow inferior to them. I'm constantly hearing thoughtless, heartless reminders about how I'm different from other people, and lacking a sense they have."

World's Worst Therapist: "I see."

Newlyweds

Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathrom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then he throws his socks under the bed. K...

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