I was complaining to my wife about our non existent sex life.
Zero fucks were given.
My GF is like the 4th reactor core in Chernobyl
Hot and non-existent
Due to the non existent atmosphere on the moon, the american flag is by now completely white.
Great, now everyone thinks the French were the first...
Friar's Flower Shop
Two brothers, Joey and Jimmy Bagadonuts, owned a flower shop in a small town in New Jersey, and business was great. They were the only game in town, until one day, two friars moved in across the street and opened their own flower shop. Having higher quality flowers, as well as the religious aspect, ...
What do you call a homeopathic remedy thought to cure simply because it exists, yet has no purpose nor explanation as to why?