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I was complaining to my wife about our non existent sex life.

Zero fucks were given.

Due to the non existent atmosphere on the moon, the american flag is by now completely white.

Great, now everyone thinks the French were the first...

Did you hear about the existential crisis at Sea World?

Given all the pressure they're under to release their animals, they're fearful of a porpoise-less existence...

I'll see myself out.

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Things I've learned from video games

My mother has been fucked to death many times.

I'm really a cigarette in disguise.

I'm also actually of African descent, my father will be very upset to find that one out. Though my real father is probably one of those random people who fucked her to death.

A lot of people are m...

I was trying to find some good jokes about Indian bread online, but I couldn't find any.

They're basically naan-existent.

My GF is like the 4th reactor core in Chernobyl

Hot and non-existent

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