Globally Jokes - 8 Hilarious Globally Jokes

Globally over 99% of asphalt is recycled. It is the second most recycled material in the world, after jokes on reddit

Two men and a woman are stranded on an island after a plane crash...

... Resourceful, they waste no time, build a house, find food and water, and globally have it good. After one month, the woman goes to the two men and says:

"Okay guys, let's be frank. I have my needs, you have your needs, let's do it. We'll take turns, one day it's you", she says to th...

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Taking the "hands on" approach to self isolation turned out to be globally recognized advice from Pornhub.

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I want to start selling arm prosthetics globally

Because then I'll be an international arms dealer.

Globally, the lack of awareness for women's reproductive health is a major problem. We need to grow up and understand that menstruation is not a joke.

Period.

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Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile...

In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults.

One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher’s snare. The t...

I sat my daughter down and told her she was my least favourite child...

...she laughed and said

"Of course I am, but I'm your only child!"

I replied

"No, you don't understand, I mean globally"

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I sexually identify as Counter Strike...

*And I'm globally offended*

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