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How did humanity discover AIDS?

They fucked around and found out.

You know what happened to humanity's most intelligent ancestor?

He decided having kids wasn't worth it.

Why did humanity fail to stop global warming?

It was too polarizing

People say humans aren't stupid

Yet half of humanity are dumber than average.

Humanity has colonized Venus and Mars. Venus is a pressure-cooker hellscape with an acidic atmosphere, and Mars has almost no atmosphere at all. In comparison, bad weather on Earth...

is such a first world problem.

Do you know who have ultimate fate in humanity?

Calendar makers who already prepare calendars for 2021.

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Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska, as far from humanity as possible

. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it, and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up...

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