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Wipe Out Jokes

I'm using an operating system to wipe out half of the population in this universe...

It's called ThanOS

An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.

This is snow joke.

Frank Sinatra was dining out one night when a young high school lad came up to his table.

“Mr. Sinatra," said the teen-age boy, “my name is Bernie Rosenberg. Would you please do me a favor?”
“What kind of favor?” Sinatra asked.
Well, I’m here with my girl and I want to make a good impression on her. I certainly would appreciate it if you would drop by my table and say ‘Hi, Be...

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How is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper?

They both orbit Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Brain reduction

A man went to a doctor, and said he wanted to be able to get a job at the local Post Office, but unfortunately he was too smart.

The doctor asked him his IQ, and when he gave a three-digit reply, the doctor told him that the procedure would have to involve the removal of over half of his bra...

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