I'm using an operating system to wipe out half of the population in this universe...

It's called ThanOS

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How is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper?

They both orbit Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Holy Water

One day St Peter chose three distinguished individuals in Heaven and gave them a free pass to commit whatever sins they would like back on Earth for one whole day.

The next day, when the three sinners returned, St Peter asked them what sins they committed.

St Peter asked the first sinn...

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