There's a triangular lake, with three kingdoms on each side of the triangle.
The first kingdom is very rich, and the people are content. It has a very competent army, with a squire for every knight, and a total of twenty thousand knights. There is no hunger in the land.
The second kin...
A small town is constantly suffering catastrophic flooding when the nearby river crests...
The mayor puts out a solicitation for someone to offer a solution to this problem. Three men respond: a civil engineer, a chemist and a literary critic. They arrive to the town, and the civil engineer and the chemist go to the city hall to present their approaches, but the critic checks into a nearb...
Saudi-Arabia has developed teleportation technology in order to sustain their economy when oil is depleted.
First tests in their embassies are promising, but apparently there are still issues with the part that is supposed to make one reappear.
I went to a store and there was a sample table on display with depleted batteries:
Needless to say, they were free of charge.
If lawyers are disbarred and priests are defrocked, then...
Electricians are delighted
Corpses are decrypted
Cowboys are deranged
Models are deposed
Underwear models are debriefed
Dry cleaners are depressed, decreased and depleted
Jilted women are debrided
HVAC technicians are deducted
Tennis linemen ar...
My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most.
Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery...
Did you hear about the ozone layer?
An American, an Indian, and a Russian got in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can use anything you want as a shield".
The American goes first. He builds a high-tech shield from depleted uranium and composites, and hides behind it. The Devil strikes once - the shield cracks; twice - the shield falls apart; thrice - the American is no more.
Next goes the Indian. He puts himself in some advanced Yoga position ...
I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury...
I guess you could say they were baroque.
I feel like I’m running out of jokes...
I only like my Uranium one way.
Help! I'm trapped in the wilderness and all my supplies are