Did you know piranhas can eat up the body entirely upto the bones in 45 seconds ? Me neither.
Anyway, I lost the job at the aquarium.
A woman is breastfeeding on the bus but struggling to get her baby to suckle....
So she says to her baby
_"Eat up now or I'm going to give it to that nice man over there"_ and points at the man sitting across from her
10 mins later _"You have to eat, baby, or I will give to that man!"_
5 mins later _"Baby come on now, I can't waste this milk so you have to ...
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