California is looking to eradicate a once popular item.
Apparently it was the last straw.
Our president promised to eradicate crime in, what i heard, was 3 to 6 months, during his campaign period. So it will be resolved in 27 years & 2 months?
326 months, he said.
A fancy country club has a severe bee problem on the golf course.
The board of trustees decide to eradicate the bees they need to hire an expert. The bee entomologist is very expensive and the board decides they need to assess each member an additional $100 to their monthly dues for bee eradication.
Weeks after the treatment and it appears the course is b...
Who knew that all it took was one bat from China...
... to completely eradicate the USA's school shooting problem!
Breaking news! Chuck Norris has been confirmed to be exposed to COVID-19
and the virus has now been eradicated.
Why California is broke and Texas is not.
The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.<...
A man went to the wishing well.
He wished for a superpower, any superpower at all.
The next day, he accidentally rammed into the wall, biting on the paint. He then dissolved into a sentient puddle, able to cover the places he moved around in paint.
"Whoa!" he said, changing out of that form. He rushed over to bite a...