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Winded Jokes

A man giving a long-winded speech finally says,….

"I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."

A voice from the crowd says, "There's a calendar behind you."

"Ding dong!" "Who's there?" "Winded." "Winded who?"

"Winded you get a doorbell?"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I would tell you guys a long-winded tale involving the singers of "It Wasn't Me" and "Drop It Like It's Hot"...

...but I don't think you guys would have time to read yet another Shaggy/Dogg story.

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