A truck driver and his pet parrot are hauling a load of chickens
When all of a sudden he stops to pick up an attractive hitchhiker. He swings the door open and asks, "You want a lift?" She tells him "yes! Omg thank you!" As she starts to climb on in. When the parrot exclaims, "wanna fuck?" Which she stutters, "N-nnno." The parrot screeches, "No fuck! No ride!...
Jerry Clower joke (Uncle Vercy`s Trial)
Since I couldn't find this joke in text form anywhere I took the time to type it out myself lol (No Spell Check)
Flew from Los Angeles California to Des Moines did a show there in the civic center. Then to Minneapolis Minnesota, Its 28 Degrees below 0 I slept between the mattresses. Then I l...
The President and his closest allies are involved in a terrible plane crash, and are left clinging to debris in the middle of the stormy sea.
As time passes, their arms grow weaker, and the squall grows stronger, until the waves threaten to swallow them up. Suddenly, an army helicopter appears overhead, and a Soldier on board lowers a rope to pull the President up.
As soon as the head of government is brought in, the Soldier turns ...
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Four bats flying in a row
Four bats flying in a row get hit by a squall and go tumbling towards an elephant.
First bat lands on the elephants leg and says “Thank god there’s a tree here, I managed to grab the trunk.”
Second bat lands against the elephants ear and exclaims “You’re right! I’m up in the fronds!”<...