A regular at a popular bar got into a friendly bet with the bartender.
He challenged the bartender to a tasting contest.
He claimed that he could name any drink that the bartender could whip up. If he could name every one of them right, all his drinks would be on the house. If he lost, he had to pay for all his drinks, and an additional £50.
Two Inuits are whale hunting
They have been out all day in their little boat. The wind starts to whip up and it's getting very cold. Their whale-skin coats aren't even cutting the chill. With each blast the cold eats at them. All of a sudden one of them jumps up and starts building a fire in the middle of the boat. He strips al...
While we are sharing terrible time wasting pun jokes... this is the worst one I have ever heard
A friend of mine told me this one some years ago. It is the worst joke I have ever heard in my life.
A mad scientist, up on his secret sea-side mountaintop lair, is working on a life extension serum. He has nearly perfected it, and is about to begin testing it on dolphins.
An old trucker
An old trucker rolls in to a truck stop in El paso. He finds the manager of the restaurant there and tells him "Here's a hundred dollar bill. I want the ugliest woman you can find to serve me a burnt bologna sandwich."
The manager says "Sir, for a hundred bucks we'll serve you the finest stea...