A Londoner, a Parisian and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals…
The cannibals are pretty pissed off because these guys have just wandered into their territory without asking permission. So the cannibals tell them, “We’re going to kill you, we’re going to eat you, and we’re going to make a canoe out of your skins. But just because we’re in a good mood today will...
A Salesman is working late one night to close a deal with some clients.
They start to get hungry, so he calls down to the office cafeteria to see if they can fix anything. The kitchen is already closed for the night, so the best the chef can do is whip up some sandwiches. As the chef is plating them up, he accidentally knocks the pickle jar off the counter and shatter...
Two Inuits are whale hunting
They have been out all day in their little boat. The wind starts to whip up and it's getting very cold. Their whale-skin coats aren't even cutting the chill. With each blast the cold eats at them. All of a sudden one of them jumps up and starts building a fire in the middle of the boat. He strips al...
While we are sharing terrible time wasting pun jokes... this is the worst one I have ever heard
A friend of mine told me this one some years ago. It is the worst joke I have ever heard in my life.
A mad scientist, up on his secret sea-side mountaintop lair, is working on a life extension serum. He has nearly perfected it, and is about to begin testing it on dolphins.
Unfortun...
An old trucker
An old trucker rolls in to a truck stop in El paso. He finds the manager of the restaurant there and tells him "Here's a hundred dollar bill. I want the ugliest woman you can find to serve me a burnt bologna sandwich."
The manager says "Sir, for a hundred bucks we'll serve you the finest stea...
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