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Wallop Jokes

A doctor asks her patient...

"Does it hurt?"

"Yes, a lot," the patient replies.

"Now," says the doctor, "shall we vaccinate that kid or do you want another walloping?"

What a horrible way to die

Two guys meet up in a bar.

The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb,...

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This lady decided it was time to learn how to play golf...

This lady decided it was time to learn how to play golf and started taking lessons with the club pro.

After a few lessons, she just couldn't get the hang of teeing off, due to her poor grip.

Desperate, the pro suggested, "Don't be offended, but try holding the club as you would a man'...

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