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Baste Jokes

My wife got onto me the other day, claiming I spent too much time moistening food while cooking!

Thinking the accusation was ridiculous, I asked:

"Baste on what?"

She said: Your meat.

Why does Meghan Trainor like to pour the meat juices over her roast during cooking?

She’s all about that baste.

Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.

*Baste on a True Story.*

Do you know what pregnant teen, burnt pizza and frozen beer have in common?

In every case some basted pulled out too late.
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