My wife got onto me the other day, claiming I spent too much time moistening food while cooking!
Thinking the accusation was ridiculous, I asked:
"Baste on what?"
She said: Your meat.
Why does Meghan Trainor like to pour the meat juices over her roast during cooking?
She’s all about that baste.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story.*
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Don't follow a fox!
A lion is walking with his lioness in the woods, when suddenly a redfox appears out of no where and starts yelling at the lion calling him all names, the lioness turns to the lion and says : defend yourself! he is baffling your honor! to what the lion calmly responded : he is a little basted, beside...
Do you know what pregnant teen, burnt pizza and frozen beer have in common?
In every case some basted pulled out too late.