I used to sell cookware, but that didn't pan out.

So I've switched to selling underwear for a brief time.

I got fired from my kitchen job for stealing cookware...

... it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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I've been masturbating into cookware

It's my jackpot!

What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica?

Pyrex of the Caribbean

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Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual?

Because he kept fucking the cookware.

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