I used to sell cookware, but that didn't pan out.

So I've switched to selling underwear for a brief time.

I got fired from my kitchen job for stealing cookware...

... it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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A world known pair of thieves were visiting the Escoffier Museum of Culinary Arts in France.

They were looking to make their final steal the biggest yet. They walk up the pearly white steps and into the old yellow plastered building.

As they walk in, the man turns to the woman and asks, "What do you think we should take? I want our last job to be remembered for years!"

The wo...

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I've been masturbating into cookware

It's my jackpot!

What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica?

Pyrex of the Caribbean

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Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual?

Because he kept fucking the cookware.

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