Where does Perry the platypus go on vacation?

dubi-dubi-Dubai

What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession?

Friends with Benefits.

So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod.

Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.

Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly.

Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'

I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said...

9/02/10!

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Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person...

It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it.

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In an interview yesterday, Texas Governor Rick Perry stood by his recent comments in which he compared homosexuality to alcoholism.

Perry further explained the similarities between the two by saying, โ€œThey are both things I experimented with while in college and both resulted in my liver taking a pounding.โ€

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows *not* to watch.

So Rick Perry drops his presidential bid Today..

I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.

Newfie Hooker

A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and spots a woman in the Shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a minute when all of...

A duke is summoned to meet with the king.

He arrives to find only the king and his trusted adviser Reginald.

Reginald turns to the duke and begins trying to convince him to murder the king.

The king is shocked and exclaims the to duke "Who's side are you on?"

The Duke replies "Reggie's side."


AN: As far as I ...

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A blind man walks into a diner...

...and sits down in a booth. The waitress walks up and asks him for his order, and he simply requests a dirty fork from the kitchen. Reluctantly, the waitress brings him the fork, and the blind man promptly puts the fork in his mouth to taste it.
"Mmm... pork chops. Delicious. I'll have the por...

Watching Whitney Houston's funeral

Was like watching every Tyler Perry movie at once

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