James Webb Telescope Jokes - 7 Hilarious James Webb Telescope Jokes

Have you guys seen the new image from James Webb telescope yet? I heard it looks back in time like 13.7 billion years...

...and it still can't see the last time you got laid.

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What do the James Webb Telescope and Only Fans have in common?

They both have a great picture of Uranus

Exciting news from the James Webb Telescope...

They have detected a new planet that is almost the size of one of Zelensky's balls

Why did the James Webb telescope have to go a million miles out into space?

So it can see past your mom.

My friend sent me a link to download the images from the James Webb Telescope.

I told him I would download them, but I don’t have space on my phone.

Using the new James Webb telescope, scientists recently discovered an enormous object in deep space that shares nearly identical chemical composition as humor in the human brain.

Ultimately it was determined to be no laughing matter

They say the James Webb Telescope is so powerful that it can see back in time

But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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