His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.
There once was a pirate named Bates
Who was learning to rhumba on skates He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates.
What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on?
Psycho Path.
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Mas-tur-bate
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-...
A husband, wife, and son arrive at the entrance to an English royal palace for an evening dinner...
Before each guest enters the palace, a butler formally introduces each family to the guests with an announcement. As the family approaches the butler at the entrance, the butler asks:
Butler: “And your family name, sir?”
Husband: “Bates”
The butler opens the door and with loud ...
My dad gave me a one dollar bill because I’m his smartest son.
My dad gave me a one dollar bill because I'm his smartest son, and I swapped it for two shiny quarters because two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters and traded them to Lou, for three dimes -- I guess he don't know that three is more than two!
Just then, along c...
Who's the richest fish in all the world?
Gill Bates.
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