Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?
Funeral homes really need spoiler warning signs on the front of their doors.
In case any baby attends.
Hiking though the woods with my wife
We were hiking through the woods for a few hours and ended up at the edge of a cliff.
The only way forward was to walk across an old bridge. I told my wife I'll go first and cautiously walked across.
My wife yelled, is the bridge stable? I yelled back, as stable as our marriage. Ignor...
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